I am changing my boyfriend to Britney Canada Whore in my phone right now. Read more
Jessi Ramsey
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Or, you know, sunblock works too. Read more
The end result reminds me of Hexxus from FernGully. Read more
The matching hats with grandma photo is great! Read more
This photo makes me clutch my purse a bit tighter. And take my pink taser off of safety. Read more
Veronica Mars back there did it! Read more
The tacos I'm eating for lunch are sexy with a Mexican flavor. Read more
I don't mind if the peen smells a little bit musty as long as it doesn't taste that way. Read more
I felt all "I Am Legend" while Jez was gone. Read more
Also, I think the little girl in the last photo stole the nude-dress-lady's electric toothbrush. She needs that for travel! Read more
Does Bindi go to school? Read more
Athletic girls are hot. Please come sit by me, Serena. Read more
@bananaballs: The limited edition girl scout cookie ice cream is only around for the rest of the month! Hurry! Read more
Digging through her purse for that $3.50. Read more
Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top Bjork? Read more
Bjork never buys you a drank. Read more
Bjork always drops a tip in the jar at Coldstone. Read more
bjork noticed you still have a lot of yogurt left. Read more