jennasauers
Jenna Sauers
jennasauers

Some people were not so lucky to be raised around catalogs. It really breaks my heart. Read more

Same law firm, too. Can you spell T-E-S-T C-A-S-E ? Read more

Jesus. I fucking wrote one. Did nobody post it? Man. It had an awesome headline and everything. Read more

Since 2011, yes, U.S. Elle is published by Hearst. Lagardère sold it. Read more

It appears Kyle outspent my annual salary sometime around, oh, December 2nd. Read more

And that's not even touching on the biases the Post regularly displays against rape victims (or as the Post prefers to call them, "Whorewhoresluts"). Read more

The New York Post and Fox 5, the station that employs Greg Kelly, are both owned by the same parent company. (Which is just one of many apparent conflicts of interest in this investigation.) Here, everyone who just read the New York Post's reporting on Greg Kelly: have a grain of salt.

I got so distracted by the memory of Keanu's blank, gormless face that I forgot to finish my sentence. Fixed! Thanks. Read more

Why is pop music the only art form that still inspires such arrantly stupid discussion? Read more

Manhattan D.A. Cy Vance was on Brian Lehrer this morning. Lehrer asked about the Post story, and Vance said, "I have absolutely no idea what the source of that incendiary quote is, and nor would I support an anonymous quote like that...It is inappropriate to leak during a criminal investigation. That's my Read more

Generally, promoters hang around outside places where models go to castings. Either they have a few genuine model friends who leak them information about big castings for the next day, or they just go to the addresses of the big production houses, designers, and magazines that are always casting for something or Read more

I'm sorry you think the "response" was cursory? (Or that the "concensus" [sic] — nevermind...) Jesus, I am listening as best I can, but I feel like I can't win. Read more

I'm sorry you think that is bullshit; perhaps that line is poorly phrased, but I assure you my hope that this image is what it appears to be — a consensually taken photograph of a consensual act, widely published with the consent and knowledge of both parties — is sincere. Right now, of course, there is no evidence Read more

She should try attending the shows as a blogger for a media organization that gets a mere 3.5 million odd monthly readers — begging for invites and backstage access, waiting for hours, walking between venues because an unlimited ride MetroCard is your weekly transit indulgence and there's no 12th Avenue Subway, and Read more

It undercuts his ostensible point that all the walking texters in this video had fine enough peripheral vision to notice the giant fucking camera crew they were walking up to well before the host called out to them. Read more

Reading while walking was my favorite thing to do on my walk to primary school. And I was never run over by a car. QED. Read more