jennasauers
Jenna Sauers
jennasauers

I cut the limes first! It pays to think ahead when it comes to alcohol, I find. Read more

You asked a question, you got an answer. Like I have time to fuck with post-production — pictures get downloaded, pictures get resized, pictures get posted. Read more

And let's not forget, "I don't drink milk. Milk is for babies. When you grow up you drink beer." Read more

I assure you, these pictures were not enhanced in any way (by me) — they came this way from the AP wire. The show took place, as I noted, at sunset. Hence the strong warm cast to the light. Read more

Something tells me the whole time Danielle Steel lived in San Francisco, she never left Pac Heights. Read more

But what will happen to Margaret Atwood and her LongPen?! Read more

It's not just that he didn't have what she considered the proper take on King Lear — dude didn't know if it was a tragedy or a comedy. Read more

How interesting. If you hear anything more, drop me line? jenna@jezebel.com Read more

The woman who casts Prada is a man — Russell Marsh. He is white. Read more

Dresses with sleeves are harder to fit than strapless dresses — the human shoulder comes in an infinite number of unique shapes and sizes. A dress hangs from the shoulder, so it has to fit just right, and it's complicated to make alterations at the shoulder. Most wedding dresses are mass-produced garments. It's a lot Read more

I continue to be amazed at certain people's willingness to interpret "having a critical opinion about a magazine cover or other aesthetic object produced for public consumption" as "deep-seated personal animus and hatred against individual X/women celebrities/women in general." As it turns out, I have surprisingly few Read more

That was just a rumor, started on Twitter, by the fashion writer Derek Blasberg. Read more

Fashion is an industry that depends on manufactured needs? And it is for-profit? That sure is a wildly original critique. Read more

Australians! They'll take credit for bloody anything. Read more

That's another myth. Outside of the aristocracy, among whom marriages were arranged early to facilitate the stable transfer of wealth, people married later. The average age for marriage in Tudor-Stewart England, for example, ranged around 24-27. It took a long time for ordinary, non-wealthy people to amass the means Read more