@daisyhalfwit: Jennifer Garner was there—she's from West Virginia, yeah? Read more
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@DorothyZbornak: You don't get to marry Megan Fox without moves like THISSSS! Read more
@cheeseburger: It's already been fixed; should show up as such soon. Read more
@PilgrimSoul: I was wondering if there was some legal reason for that, because it does seem weird, considering that they have two kids together. Read more
@badmutha: If you're making fun of me, that's fine, but I'm always open to suggestions re: weekend stuff. The Beauty posts, which are reader-created via questions/ answer submissions, will go up as usual. Maybe someone will throw a pie at a Kardashian and we'll all talk about it and try to question the physics… Read more
@maggiethecat: Ah, gotcha. Misunderstandings! They happen. Read more
Some people think the entire world is the Rock of Love bus, I guess. Read more
@maggiethecat: Are you Team Chris Brown as well, or do you just pick and choose which physically violent people you'll pick up a pennant for? Read more
@needsnointro: I think I know what you're going for, Mean Girls wise, but there's a litttttle too much body snark there. Read more
@want-to-be-in-LA: This is so ridiculous/insulting on so many levels that I'm not even sure where to start. Read more
@A Small Turnip: Hey, thanks! Read more
@shaie-d-pines: Comment of the day. :) Read more
@yvanehtnioj: Slightly OT: Every time I read your name, I get that Simpsons song in my head for days. DAYS! Read more
@Adrienne Janelle: Yeah, but there's a difference between a dissenting opinion and someone consistently posting fairly nasty comments. If someone showed up at your party and repeatedly spit in your candy dish, you might just ask them to leave, no? Read more
Mmm....sparkly biscuits. Read more
@sensitivitycop: It happens. Mel Gibson's dickishness is quality rage material. Read more
@sweetjayne: Did she tell you this personally when you met her, or did you just read about this in SweepingGeneralizations Weekly? Read more
@thisthread: Ok, well, this turned into a bit of a mess. Guys, it might be worthwhile to perhaps consider that when Jenna points out that she was simply pointing out that he plays lacrosse, that's all she was doing, as she said. Jumping all over her, even after she asked people to get back on topic, is not helpful. … Read more