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Ferrets:rats as doves:pigeons. One is cuter than the other, and therefore has a better reputation. Read more

Ohh, I get it now: the lights are a distraction from how bleh that dress is. It's like the cover of The Berenstain Bears' Katy Perry and TOO MUCH ACCESSORIZING. Read more

@stacyinbean: There are a million things here to talk about—women and mental illness, etc. But everyone jumped to "hilarious" jokes about someone who is obviously ill and easy shots at her makeup. Read more

Really, crew? The only thing you guys can think to discuss about this story is her makeup in the mugshot? Read more

This seems better suited for the stage than the red carpet, I think. Read more

@Sabriel: Please don't threadjack. These are the kinds of questions you should send to the editors via email. Read more

Congratulations to her. I feel bad that her publicist's insane hype machine might backfire on her. Read more

@wtfox?!: If people have questions, they should leave them here—it's the best way to determine next week's topic and such. :) Read more

@penguins268: Hahaha, of course! And they debut that ridiculous Centennial sculpture thing that Chase slides down. I remember. I REMEMBER! Read more

@Perpetual Ingenue: My mom didn't like, push me out the door and make me go, but she really wanted me to go. Both of our mothers thought we'd feel like we were going to miss something if we skipped it. Read more