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Hortense Smith
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@lindsayweir: I think it opens in limited release this weekend, and hopefully in more theaters in early April, from what I remember. Read more

@That-Dude: No, grasshopper is chocolate mint, and brown sugar tastes kind of like a Pecan Tassie without the pecans, if you know what Pecan Tassies are. Read more

It appears that many of you aren't reading the caption: she's at the Sunshine Cinema. Read more

#13 is just the icing, you know? Of course it's someone else who almost ruined Woods' life. Surely he couldn't be responsible for any of this shitshow! Read more

Also? Ramona never wants to go to Paris. She wants to read books about steam shovels. Read more

Where is the lollipop dragon? Where is the par-tee with Fig Newtons? Where is Bendix in the oven? Where is the crate of half-eaten apples? Read more

"Sarah's crops are failing in Farmville. It's because of liberal policies and Big Government. Also, too, as well, it's because of you know, and the things, too." Read more

@Scribblenerd: Things like this should be sent to the editors directly. Otherwise, it causes a bit of a threadjack. Thanks. Read more