Hortense Smith's discussions

@joannabobanna: Ugh, I know. I'm hoping the talent competition will at least make it entertaining. Read more

@angelheadedhipster: At least it's not Jon and Kate? Read more

@angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip: Miss America is for educational scholarships, while Miss USA is under the Trump umbrella and is more of a modeling/acting pageant. Read more

SO MANY BUMPITS, YOU GUYS! Read more

Oh god. Black Eyed Peas. I'm already cringe-laughing. Read more

Hey guys- the Miss America thread is up if you're interested in watching with us. :) Read more

What is with Clinton Kelly's facial hair?! Read more

These "vote for me" interviews are making me not want to vote for anyone. (Not that I was going to, but still.) Read more

@Aesop's Foibles.: I should clarify! There's a big difference between guys who "wear" it and guys who drown themselves in it, which is the middle school way, you know? Read more

@gigimorrison: Yeah, but that's "Regan Grey," though, not "Reagan Grey." Read more

@TurnItOff: Yeah, but don't you remember how people would automatically assume you were stupid because you were 17? I think it's easy to forget how frustrating that was. You can look back and say, "Well, yeah, I was kind of naive at 17," but still. Read more

@JohanPaladin: It would be impossible for them to film it there unnoticed, though. They'd need to go somewhere where the show isn't big yet, so perhaps Europe is the best bet. Read more

@HerdingCats: I thought The Hamptons might be a good option, as well. Read more

@cate3710: The $ in the tag didn't show up, even though I put it in! The system has rejected it, man. Read more

@Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: Thank you! Read more

@hortense: Whoops! I "meant" "unnecessary" "quotation" "marks." Read more

@SarahMC: There needs to be some unnecessary quotation marks as well, no? Read more

Side question: why is bitch capitalized? Read more

It kind of reads like Cleverbot, doesn't it? Read more

@zoethebitch: That would depend partially on the will, wouldn't it? I have no idea how these things work. Read more