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@frozengrapes: Yeah, but Conan's ratings were down because Jay Leno was tanking NBC's primetime lineup and lead-in to the local news/late night shows. Leno hasn't taken any responsibility for that, and that's kind of shitty. Read more

I still can't get over the fact that she's Billy Corgan's girlfriend. Read more

@SarahMC: I think part of it is a reflex from the election, you know? When every major speech/debate counted for SO MUCH that you'd be sick all day thinking, "Don't screw this up, don't screw this up." Read more

@Zulkey: "I don't want to talk about it anymore. So be sure to read more about how I don't want to talk about it anymore at my blog!!!!" Read more

I can't get excited about any Apple launch because I know in 6 months, the better, cheaper version will arrive. Read more

@sharkie792: But at least there's a discussion open about it, even if the cost is more exposure to the stupid ad in the end, you know? Read more

It's so bizarre in that when I was in high school, when it was all about boys walking in with guns, even the whispers of bullying were handled in about 2.1 seconds with assemblies and expulsions and restraining orders and upped police protection and so on and so forth. But now that the focus is on cyber bulling, and, Read more

@DorothyZbornak: You know he was just there to pick up free swag. Like a kid who wasn't invited to a birthday party but storms off with a goodie bag anyway, you know? Read more

There's something very "incredible, edible egg" about the title, no? Read more

For someone who has made a career out of pushing proper entertaining and good taste, she can be so fucking tactless sometimes. Read more

Aww, this is when she had her bad New York accent, as opposed to her bad London accent. I miss those days. Read more

It is kind of sad forecasting that the lyrics to their biggest song could easily be the code of an alcoholic: "for you this is just a good time, but for me this is what I call life." Read more

@sayah: Yes, as long as it's legit, though, and not just throwing every random thing you've ever heard of out there to see if it sticks. Read more

@sara-without-an-h: This one just bothered me because it seemed more like it was aimed at taking down another woman than at actually giving a guy advice, you know? Read more