Hortense Smith's discussions

@Tracie: My favorite thing she said recently was "I'm like, 'yeah, you're current,'" to dismiss people who keep bringing up Glitter. Read more

Is it a requirement for everyone who writes one of these books to get their senior class portrait retaken at Olan Mills or something? Read more

@burningdinner: I was thinking R.I.P. or D.O.A. Read more

@SarahMC: Yeah, I'm not sure how Miss Universe naked is really beneficial to the ED community, to be honest. Good intentions, maybe, but it's a tricky execution. Read more

@hortense: And I guess this proves your point in that I'd say this about a straight couple if one partner acted in such a strange way, as well. Read more

The whole Tila Tequila thing is just weird, though, based solely on Tila's Twittering alone. If someone is really your "wifey" and you're madly in love with them, why wouldn't you be concerned if you hadn't heard from them in a week? Why would you be twittering your grief, then twittering coma rumors with dramatic… Read more

In fairness, how does a McDonald's run out of Chicken McNuggets? Read more

I doubt it, honestly. We have so many e-books available at the library, and people request physical copies because they don't like reading on screens. It's just not the same. I don't care if you spray "old book smell" in a can or whatever. It's not the same. #oldperson Read more

There's something very Blair Witch about making someone stand in the corner, no? Read more

@rodmanstreet: I changed it to 2010 b/c it fits the piece better anyway. But yes, "teens" or "tens" is much better than "Teenies," which just makes me think of Thora Birch's character from Now & Then. Read more

@bluebears: I don't know! What are we calling it?! Read more

@HannahBethD: Ugh, I know. Read more

@annebreal: I mean, technically Veruca Salt the band is still together, as far as I know, but it's not the same when it's not Nina and Louise, you know? Read more

@LazyHippo: Ha! I don't know. I remember my neighbor putting rocks under her deck for that reason. Read more

I love him. He is the best. Read more

@Pandorasvoicebox: Aw, he's 17. Read more

It's also weird that nobody under 30 has really stepped up to fill the "America's Sweetheart" role that Bullock, Ryan, Witherspoon, and Roberts held for quite some time, which may also account for why she's still being cast in films like "The Proposal." She still sells tickets and no other actress really carries a… Read more

@rightfootleft: I haven't seen it, but I don't think the trailers did it any favors on that front, you know? Read more

@hortense: Plus, she reportedly gives a lot of that money away, Johnny Depp style, under the radar without a camera crew in tow, which is nice. Read more

Eh, I can't get with you on this. If a 40-something year old woman is raking in more money at the box office than anyone else, and doing so with a romcom, a screwball comedy, and a drama (which also means she's consistently working), it might be a good thing for other actresses who aren't 17 or playing the standard… Read more