I look forward to Plum Sykes' piece on the power of Bumpits when used correctly by an elite group of women. Read more
Hortense Smith
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@morninggloria: I think he's headed for Jon Of Love Bus territory, myself. "Kate broke my heart...can you put it back together?" Read more
"I'm really glad my marriage fell apart, because it was really holding me back from letting my douche flag fly on a universal level." Read more
@morninggloria: I don't know why this comment ended up here! Read more
There are going to be so many papers written on this show and how it encapsulates everything that is wrong with reality television. Read more
Yes, well, Nickelback has sold 30 million records, so this isn't entirely surprising. Read more
@girlgonemild: That's false, too, isn't it? I thought "I Am The Walrus" was just nonsense Lennon made up to confuse people who kept over-analyzing Beatles lyrics with a nursery rhyme he knew thrown in for good measure. Read more
@Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Aliens only respond to Calisto MT. Everyone knows! Read more
The font choices really kill the rest of it. "Feel extraordinary" is written in the most ordinary manner possible. Read more
This is from Mugler? I thought it was a Designer Imposters-type thing. Paris Hilton has better ads, and that's not saying much. Read more
@mattharvest: @Ginmar Rienne: Hey guys- this is getting a bit out of hand. I know this is a heated topic, but please refrain from personal attacks. Read more
@jenifa0jenny: It's just not a good impression. I wonder if he'll continue doing it for the next 4 years? What happens when he leaves the show? Read more
The success of New Moon, however, makes me worry that "women's films" will automatically equal "films about teenagers," which is bad news for older actresses looking for roles that go beyond "somebody's mom." Read more
She actually reminds me of Maureen O'Hara in The Parent Trap, post-sassy makeover. Read more
@Lemerveilleuxchef: Yeah, guys, let's lay off the body snark, please. Read more
I'm actually surprised nobody in that line threatened to close the Borders. Read more
@Sputnik_Sweetheart: The song is just so dated. Who name drops Louboutins over and over again in a recession? She should have swapped the release dates of this and "My Love Don't Cost A Thing," really. Read more
@IndignationCoordinator: Either that or Adrian Grenier slides down the Millenium statue to win Melissa Joan Hart 4eva. Read more
If you had told me this event took place in 1999, I would have believed you. Everything on this red carpet was excruciatingly y2k. Read more