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Hortense Smith
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I know, right? I've read that Bon Jovi/Gwen thing a few times and I have no idea what it's about. Do they mean the bar can't play their songs on like, the jukebox? Or can cover bands not play them? Or did they use them in commercials? I'm so confused. Read more

I swear, everyone is doing the same damn routine tonight. Futuristic set! Leather pants! Too many dancers! Bad song! Welcome to the AMAs! Read more

Seriously, EVERY routine except for Gaga's looks exactly the same. Read more

Everyone seems to be doing the same fucking routine. And that routine is something Britney did in 2001, no less. Read more