Hortense Smith's discussions

Hahaha, this is so stupid but I love it. #saturdaynightlive Read more

ZOMG Sparkly Vampires! #saturdaynightlive Read more

Taylor Swift was like, 4 when "The Rachel" was popular, you guys. #saturdaynightlive Read more

@itsonreserve: I think she's great! #saturdaynightlive Read more

I totally had that Gosselin haircut (or a variation of it) in like, 1997. But Gwen Stefani did, too! #saturdaynightlive Read more

@Jetgirly: Oh no, really? I haven't been watching it due to the health care bill. #saturdaynightlive Read more

@youknowverse: Hello, and thank you! Sadly, no, it is not my real name, though I do like it very much. #openthread Read more

@Dodgergirl: I'm actually working on a piece, though it isn't ready to go yet and will most likely go up tomorrow. Read more

@rodmanstreet: I just saw this, too! #openthread Read more

@KiddyKat: I understand the purpose of the name, but sadly, it's the very thing that is keeping me from clicking the link, as I don't think it would look great on my work computer and all, know what I mean? Read more

The designs have been meh this year, but it could have been a great season if certain contestants weren't given the boot so early, so ultimately I think the judging (mostly the lack of consistency in judging) is to blame for the overall crappiness of things. Read more

@morninggloria: My appliances don't even wear clothes, because they're total whores, I guess. #womenongoogle Read more

This is pretty much the season where the Wendy Peppers of the world took over. #projectrunwayseason6 Read more

I love the irony of him pointing out "communist art" against an all-red background. Read more

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Oh dude, no, I'm not defending Dane Cook by any means, I'm just saying that David Cross already explained the Alvin thing in 2007, so I'm not sure what Cook's point is. Also he's an idiot because talks about his "hero" Chris Rock and then shits on people for doing talking animal movies...like… Read more

So how long before USWeekly runs this as "Ancient Egyptian Queens Without Makeup!!!" #nefertitiinnerstatue Read more

So Dane Cook is going after David Cross then, right? Because I think David Cross already addressed this a few years ago. #alecbaldwin Read more

Jingle Bell Rock of Love, no? #fredericksofhollywood Read more

I believe that's an Ed Hardy leather jacket, my friends. I don't know if it can ever be topped. Our tour just might end here. #bretmichaels Read more

This kind of bums me out, actually, considering Hasbro's other revivals. #jemcomback Read more