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Hortense Smith
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Also, writing "high fashion" on the ad itself is the advertising equivalent of proving your classiness by going around telling everyone how classy you are. #deadmodels Read more
@PilgrimSoul: I bet you took half of these pictures, didn't you? For shame! #deadmodels Read more
All it says to me is that clothes are more important than human beings, specifically women, which seems to be the theme of the fashion industry, no? #deadmodels Read more
@TheWhisk: I feel like perhaps this was planted by a slick publicist who said something like, "Make sure you note that there's one Twix left...because he's looking for a special lady to share it with." #robertpattinsonvanityfair Read more
@Dauphine: I don't know. Byron never shied away from using the word "glittering." He just might dig the idea of sparkly vampires. #robertpattinsonvanityfair Read more
I don't know, you guys. I just don't trust anyone who gives up on a Twix bar like that. #robertpattinsonvanityfair Read more
@bluebears: @epiclady: And...scene. Back to the post, or off to PMs, please. #katehudsonelleuk Read more
"The clear bright wisdom of eternity awaits you." Read more
@OneBigPear: I didn't even know there was an Atlantis, so you're probably right. #theprincessandthefrog Read more
If his books are so legit, couldn't they at least spring for better cover art? They all look like they belong next to a crossword puzzle book and a horoscope scroll at the supermarket checkout line. #scientologyholidaycatalog Read more
Oh man, that jewelry! It makes the Bradford Exchange look like Cartier. #scientologyholidaycatalog Read more
@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: This, too! I hope the songs are good. #theprincessandthefrog Read more
This is so true. The Disney hand-drawn films that bombed (things seemed to drop off after Pocahontas, I think) were just dull, from what I remember. The story was missing. Pixar movies are great because they understand the importance of storytelling. There are a TON of crappy computer-animated films out there,… Read more
It's very telling how the Jon Gosselin Apology Tour is 95% focused on what happened to himself and Hailey Glassman and 5% focused on his eight kids. #rabbishmuleyjongosselin Read more
Her quotes read like something Molly Shannon's Jeanne Darcy character would say. "And what about boys? They are so simple! I mean, they like video games. Am I right? Don't even get me started!" Read more
"I call him Cosmic Creepers, because that's the name he came with." #witchywoman Read more
@Zombie Ms. Skittles: I think he just represents options for her. And I think the idea of possibilities is what she's really in love with. #madmenrecap Read more
I love that Betty's favorite movie is "Singin' In The Rain," which is essentially about hiding a real voice behind a glamorous facade. Fitting. #madmenrecap Read more