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She totally stole that bit from the kid from Kindergarten Cop! Read more

Lori Loughlin has not aged a day since she prepared a meal filled with baby-sized foods to announce her pregnancy to Uncle Jesse, who didn't pick up on the hints until later, during a raucous game of Pictionary. Read more

The Trending Topics section should really just be sponsored by MySpace at this point. Read more

Yes, well, he's been in his "Stupid Hat" period for far too long. Read more

That really is an USWeekly-esque cover and I think it really does devalue the brand, if only because it renders the magazine indistinguishable from your standard checkout fare. Like you said, Dodai, fashion magazines should be about fashion, not about the Brangelina Triangle. Read more

Oh good. Finally some historical backup for my plan to name all of my daughters Bananarama. Read more

You know, you could probably get a pretty good repro of the Chanel logo just by picking off a few of the loops on a 50 cent Hostess Cupcake. Read more

"It's really sad how they were treated. That's why I signed up to be treated the same exact way." Read more

All I can hear is that sad trombone noise she used to play when I listened to the show many years ago. Read more