Hortense Smith's discussions

Today is officially Shenanigans Saturday. Everyone in the world is on notice. Read more

@Dynamo: Sorry- yes, his real name is David but he goes by Gabe. I'll fix it. Read more

@greengrey: I was thinking of that too, the bends, right? But perhaps they weren't that deep? Read more

Also: my email address is on the masthead. Read more

I know- the comments are sloooooooow today. If you keep refreshing, eventually they will show up. Read more

@AndYourLittleDogToo: You are always welcome to email with recommendations, but let's use this post to talk about the book at hand. Thanks! Read more

That's okay! I will take myself out of the running. Read more

It's kind of hard to "shop in your closet" with an umbrella attached to your bra, no? Read more

@This whole thread>: No, seriously, that's enough. I'm not kidding. Read more

@BlondeGrlz: "Iron, Marion!" Read more

@Megan: Yes. Exactly. Read more

I thought this was already illegal for some reason. Or at least a violation of OSHA standards. Read more

@zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce: Read more

@padraigin: @Little Green Frog: Read this again! Read more

ALSO: If you see any sketchy/bad comments, ever, PLEASE email me. The days are long and sometimes we miss things. Read more

@morninggloria: Email me with a link to her page, please. Read more

@stoprobbers: You can read it all in my upcoming book: "Cute Shoes And Veiny Feet: The Comments That Made One Woman Bang Her Head On Her Desk Repeatedly." Read more

See?! That's how you can disagree without being a jerk. Well played, thoughtful commenter. Read more

@wry_bred: That's a bit harsh, no? Read more

is rescued by BAngieB. Read more