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Hortense Smith
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Katie, I will back you up- I had those same damn glasses in 1989. Read more

Oh good, now I have something to forward to the "Playboy is all about empowering women" crowd. Read more

Awesome. Now let's go cover the boys dorm with a giant ad for douches. Read more

I think the concept of happiness is much more consumer-driven than it was even 20 years ago (though it has ALWAYS been consumer-driven: buy this and your life will be better!) and I think the declining rates of happiness are coming from people who bought into that notion early on and are now discovering, in a shit Read more

Of all the first ladies I grew up with, Nancy Reagan is the most Emily Gilmoresque. Read more

I can not imagine what it must have been like to be constantly asked questions about an event—and a father—that you were much too young to remember. Read more

Meanwhile, Jennifer Aniston has commissioned Charlotte to spin her her own web which reads "MAYBE PREGNANT!" Read more

Johnny, I love you, I have always loved you, but love, you are a good actor. You don't need to put on a wacky costume for every single role you play. It's okay. Really. There are quirky roles out there that do not require dressing as a cowboy/pirate/chocolatier/mobster. Read more

Confession: I am kind of excited about the Libertines reunion. I can't help it. I love them. Read more