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Hortense Smith
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When asked to comment, she explained: "If I only had a lousy little grand, I could be a millionairrrrrrrre!" Read more

I'm sorry, but is this NATURAL BLONDES or is this ditzy brunettes who tried to fake it with a bottle of peroxide? Because I have found that the stupidest blondes I meet are often the ones with dark roots. Read more

I would really like to see SJP in a dance off with Special K from the TKO Crew. Read more

If anyone touches The Legend Of Billie Jean, I will end them. FAIR IS FAIR. Read more

@TRexstasy: TYPOS HAPPEN. Seriously people. Like Sadie doesn't know the difference? Perhaps a gentle, "Whoops! Typo" would suffice. Read more

Let's all take a moment to thank the universe for allowing us to survive the parental awkwardness that occurred anytime Color Me Badd came on the car radio. Read more