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How is no one commenting on the Hulkamania style t-shirt of the woman behind her? Read more

After that incredibly gross and stupid campaign they just ran with the oven telling the sandwich guy to "put it in me," I absolutely believe they have something to do with this. Read more

All I can see when I look at that blindingly white book cover are the stains it will get upon the very first reading and the subsequent scuffs and tears it will obtain after several rounds of circulation. Read more

@jenniferhill: Ok, that's fine, but please do not turn this into a threadjack. Take it to PMs if necessary. AndBegorrah has been commenting here for a very, very long time and those who have been reading the site for a while know her sense of humor and that she was just making a joke. Let's move on, please. Read more

Seriously, you can not go wrong with a boy band reference, faux or real. Read more

If girls realized the consequences of sex, they'd be having safe sex. Unfortunately, abstinence-only education doesn't prepare them for these consequences at all. I'm living proof! Read more

I found this film to be incredibly depressing, and this just solidifies why. Read more

I'm pretty sure Clive Owen has just been bumped to Jezebel Crush #2, if my reading of the comments over the past few weeks is any indication of where this dude stands. Read more

I think Jennifer Love Hewitt should enlist Fergie's help, if only because I want an excuse to post Kids Incorporated clips. Read more

@xuatastic: Sorry, I don't mean to be insensitive here but this really is an off-topic threadjack and that's not allowed. You might want to try PMs. Read more

Maybe we can just send James Lipton to flatter him into insanity. Read more