Hortense Smith's discussions

@BowlingForDollars: See, that's what bothers me, though! It's such a calculated dirty. His hair is a mess, but his facial hair is PERFECTLY trimmed. I bet he's actually clean, and he put a ton of product in his hair to give that "I'm too cool to shower" effect. Read more

@BowlingForDollars: And totally safe for the drivers. Bonus! Read more

Ok, someone needs to sign Kelly Bishop up to play Olga. And then slap 30 years of aging makeup on her. Seriously. This has Emily Gilmore written all over it. Read more

@tscheese: James McAvoy. Read more

@jenndavo: Trust. I am a huge LOTR geek. See how I just went all LOTR right there? That's right. Read more

@jenndavo: "My lady, we cannot delay!" Read more

@BringBackTheBustle: Her father is Riff from West Side Story, right? Read more

@jenndavo: "Just because we've been playing tonsil Read more

@moonagirl: Do you think people are more freaked out by David/Amber than say, Milo/Hayden because David looks so much older than Amber does, while Milo can play young and Hayden can look older? Read more

This REEKS of trying too hard. Dude, you aren't Johnny Depp. I know you're friends, but you aren't him. And if you're going to act like you don't give a shit about what you're wearing, you could at least go all the way and stop the meticulous facial hair grooming. Read more

I want to see Caruso's testimony in court. Read more

Wait, what? The first metrosexual Bond? Because Pierce Brosnan was a real lumberjack, right? Read more

Will there ever come a day when I see David Cross' face and don't think, "Chicken pot-chicken pot-chicken pot-piiiieee"? Ever? Read more

Pffff...even skeletons can hold their own umbrellas, punk. Read more

@DorothyZbornak: Also, Sam isn't out there on Entertainment Tonight or shit talking about Lindsay to increase her celebrity or make money. Read more

Also: when Sam is around, Lindsay always looks happy/healthier. So good on them. Read more

@hortense: And by are I mean aren't. Of course. Read more

@Gingerlime: Dude, seriously? Did you read this thread at all? Including the comment I shot to LaComtesse? Read more

@RedBeansAndRiceDidMissHer: [jezebel.com] Read more

I LOVE them. I want them to move to Vermont and be my kickass married neighbors. Read more