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Hortense Smith
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@LaComtesse: No worries. We're just trying to cut down on the "yawn" and "boring" comments. But I realized after I sent the link that you were yawning at the dresses (I think) and not the post itself. Read more

@missbehave: Dude, if I could avoid my bi-annual dentist cleanings, I would. There is nothing I hate more. Except maybe for trolls. And both things were taken care of. Read more

Trust. This is the only time we will see her with junk in her trunk. Read more

@ineffable.me: Can I get the release date on that gem? Our library is always looking for additions to the children's section. Read more

"Lindz, it's Laura. I'll go back if you go back. Ginger POWAH!" Read more

Hey, illustrator! My Beautiful Mommy's pants are 2 sizes too small. And unless she's preparing her children for a flood or for the aftermath of Camel Toe surgery, that picture ain't helpin nobody. Read more

"No, I don't give a shit that Juno loves me. Who the fuck is Juno?" Read more

@Archetype: No, they have a point. The "noise" (off topic stuff, posts that ask "Who is this?") was addressed in the Commenter Etiquette post. Snap Judgments are supposed to be quick, clever responses to the picture. That is all. Read more