So I just went from a pessimist obsessed with details to an optimist who can't be bothered with details. Read more
@BiscuitDoughJones: With that comments, you are now the queen of Thursday. Read more
She apparently got her business look from Christina Applegate in "Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead". Read more
This list gets worse and worse every year. Read more
Well, Disney is finally coming out with a black princess next year...9018928103 years overdue. Read more
@ineffable.me: I don't know either. Read more
@titania1285: @Jerseylicious: Ok, let's see. Benny and Joon, Gilbert Grape...umm...Finding Neverland? I guess he didn't technically kill anyone in that, right? Granted, there was death, but it wasn't his fault. Read more
....but not in pink shirts. Read more
He doesn't believe in evolution. Read more
Can Jason never wear glasses again? Is it too Max Fischer? Read more
@stacyinbean: Fair enough, fair enough. Read more
Remember when Johnny Depp made movies that didn't involve killing people? Read more
Deano needs to get hooked up via the Foster and Smith catalog! Read more
Are the 70's ever going to go away? Because they've been haunting me my whole life, and I was born in 1981. Read more
@meaghan2k: And Mario was thinking: "There will be free food there. And also plenty of women to sleep with, who don't know what a skeeze I am, and are only sleeping with me because Mark-Paul Gosselaar is currently unavailable. Also, it beats watching a hamster ride a unicycle for three hours." Read more