Hortense Smith
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Martha Saves Christmas would be an excellent holiday special. I wonder if Cybill is up for the challenge? Read more
@BiscuitDoughJones: I always preferred GoodFeathers, as the bird-oriented cartoon of the show. Read more
Whatever this is for, it has to be less embarrassing than "Guess Who?" Read more
All you have to do is go on YouTube and see the Eric Harris/Dylan Klebold "tribute" videos to understand this. Read more
@LovinsandSqueezins: Oh my god, I love you so much for knowing this. Read more
@hatepaperdoll: Tiggywinkles Couture, love. Read more
Ooh. I hope "Poe-Goth" comes into fashion. That way we can all draw lines of red dripping from our mouths and wail, "I've got the consumption! The consumption!" Read more
@SinisterRouge: @bess marvin, girl detective: Exactly. We don't teach our kids anything, we don't give them the proper tools to handle situations such as this, and then we don't have the resources to help them when they get into trouble, because all of the money is currently being spent on destroying and killing and… Read more
@DorothyZbornak: You might be able to snag VHS copies on Ebay, though. Read more
It's a step up from her usual attire of my great-grandmother's apron, fishing boots, a flyswatter, and disco jeans. Read more
@Jerseylicious: Oh, I'm sure. Though Tracey Gold must make a fortune on residuals from all of those Lifetime movies she made, which are always always always on. Read more
@Jerseylicious: Alan Thicke apparently wants to sell me a timeshare in Las Vegas everytime I turn on the television. If that ain't fame, I don't know what is. Read more
So I would do the obligatory "Go Ricki! Go Ricki!", but it's John Mayer, so instead I'll just ask Ricki to please turn and run in the other direction, as fast as possible. Read more
I loved this show beyond all things, though I may never forgive it for introducing "or whatever" and "or something" into my daily speech patterns. Read more
@apollonia666: Ah! I didn't see the Best Week Ever blog, I swear to Knut. Read more
I'd like to know if peanut butter really gets gum out of hair, because in my experience, it does not. At all. Read more
@minesbigger: For real. If there aren't any waterproof boots, triple-insulated gloves, snowpants, and three scarves each wrapped thirty times around the face, it ain't full-on winter wear. Read more
I want to go to Tiggywinkles Animal Hospital! And Bovine University! Read more