I love Bette Davis, but you know she'd tell you your mashed potatoes were shit right before she tossed her cigarette into them. Read more
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@whoneedslight: Ha! Seriously. Read more
Um, Henry Fonda wasn't in "It's a Wonderful Life". Read more
How did Katie Holmes give birth to Ramona Quimby? Read more
Hee! Her secret service code name is "Energy". Read more
Those two dudes are totally Secret Service, you guys. It's their job to look like they don't give a shit. Read more
What, a fakeass name and Helen Slater's look from The Legend of Billie Jean? Read more
Is Donna Karan going to criticize people for not slapping their initials over everything? Read more
OMG She doesn't look the same in a bathing suit as she did when she was 18!??!? That happens???! Read more
@BUTTERCUPJEFFERSON: @lfw1031: @meaghan2k: Thank you, I'll be here all week, tip your waitress, etc. Read more
You hear that, polar bear ladies? Knut's just been bear mitzvahed. Read more
This woman is quite pregnant, and still managing to carry her own bags, AND her own umbrella. Are you paying attention, Gwyneth? Read more
Mary: "I was hesitant at first, but then Rosie told me that placenta only counts as 2 weight watchers points, so I thought, what the hell?" Read more
Is it wrong that when I hear that Jackie Wilson song, I think of the Ghostbusters riding the Statue of Liberty down the streets of NYC? Read more
You know what, fine. Tori Spelling can shill NutriSystem all she wants, as long as I don't have to see that fucking commerical with the three worst women on earth shilling it instead. Read more
@xay: @ak1: @jeweltones: Let's not forget, though. If she was a man, she'd be in prison, fo sho. But what if she was a less attractive woman? I'm sure she'd get less leniency there, too, sadly. Read more
"Remember when I played Penny Lane?? Remember??" Read more