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Hortense Smith
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They are still pushing this! Only now they call it "Facial Yoga". Read more

Highlights is throwing two parties: I hear the one that Goofus is throwing will be vastly superior to the borefest Gallant has planned. Read more

My secret shame in life is my undying love for Egg McMuffins. The second I found out they were "not that bad for you, actually", the love only grew stronger, yet the shame remains. Read more

Demetria looks mighty peeved in this pic. Perhaps she's realizing that your genes aren't modified, even when 75% of your body is. Read more

Everytime I see "Lacroix", visions of Edina go running through my head. Read more

Disgrasian? Ouch. That's like someone calling me UninspIRISH or FrWench. Or Dutch Oven of the Day. Read more

Ooh..yikes on the hair. Is that why he's always rocking the fedora? Read more

I guess it's pretty hard to get excited about Halloween party when you spend the other 364 days of the year in full-on costume, anyway. Read more