@BiscuitDoughJones: Not only does he belong, he's the President too! Or at least he was, until he kept racking up those police incidents. Read more
Hortense Smith
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In the second pic, he looks like a four year old whose mother just told him he wasn't allowed to leave the table until he ate his peas. Read more
"I mean, I know the movie was called, "My Father, the Hero", but it would have been nice to have my mother, or my grandmother, save the day instead. But then what would Gerard Depardieu have done? Sometimes you just have to make sacrifices, for Depardieu's sake. Bitch bitch moan complain glare." Read more
They both look exhausted. The pregnancy itself is the one thing the nanny can't take care of, sadly. Read more
@melinderr: @dewdewbraun: Ha! I had her pegged the first time I saw "Candleshoe". And I was 8. Read more
Jodie Foster has to be the first blind item, no? Read more
Oh, I hope she names her baby Joe. And then writes 65 songs about him. Read more
"It wasn't not funny" is the greatest Real World phrase of all time. I'm just glad her jaw wasn't wired shut at the time, so she was able to unleash this gem into the world. Read more
At our library, we recently updated our journals and ended up giving away our collection of Ms. Magazine...because nobody ever asked for it, ever. Read more
@Hamsterpants: I know, me too, I just happened to check the news, and there it was. It's really scary. Read more
OT, but is anyone else aware of the man with bomb/hostages at Hillary's NH Headquarters? Because it's freaking me out right now. Read more
I'm pretty sure an exact replica of that necklace was on clearance at Target for 7.99 last week. Read more
There's 3! Just like in Big Love. Read more
I love her L'Oreal commercials. Only Penelope could make drugstore foundation sound so glamorous. Read more
Double dutch is the greatest. Read more