Hortense Smith's discussions

This has Bedknobs and Broomsticks written all over it. Treguna, Mecoides, Tregorum, Sadis Dee! Read more

@Mollyboo: Yes, but that was in 1955, and though I disagree with the cultural assessment of what a healthy, beautiful figure is, if Marilyn posed in that dress today, and her picture was plastered on the internet, 90% of commenters would have nasty things to say about her. Read more

It's an elitist move, methinks. Not only do most American women fall into the category where a babydoll dress would be much more flattering than a tight one, but finding a tailor and/or well cut tight dress to flatter a non-perfect body is virtually impossible unless you want to pay a pretty hefty price. Read more

Does Fergie's hairstylist have an emergency appointment for those roots? Read more

YES! The voice is totally fake. And sadly being adopted by women all over the country . Read more

@ineffable.me: If you hit a J. Crew outlet (oh, God forbid to some, I'm sure) on the right day, you can get really cute stuff for decent prices. Read more

Oh, and Justin? I don't want anyone who rocked silver pants, ski goggles, and a tight blonde fro for several years on end designing anything I wear, thankyouverymuch. Read more

Oh my god, Posh is the poster girl for skin cancer. And I mean, for getting skin cancer, not for avoiding it. Read more

@Hamsterpants: And forever and ever on General Hospital. Read more

@ak1: I'm just going to let my dog carry me. Read more

@BiscuitDoughJones: I was thinking 1997, but still. Read more

@BiscuitDoughJones: I've never seen an episode of Grey's Anatomy. Are we the only two women on earth who fall into this category? Read more

@pantycrickets: It's NEVER GONNA HAPPEN! Read more

@pantycrickets: I've reverted to saying "Sincerely" ala Vern in "Stand by Me". Read more

Here you go, ladies. Read more

As long as they don't use delicious in a non-food related way, they can say whatever they want, as many times as they want. Read more

@pantycrickets: Or "Head to Toe". Either one, really. Read more

@apollonia666: "If you want to believe that you and your family came from apes, that's fine. I'll accept that," he said Friday. "I just don't happen to think that I did." Read more

Alright, it's time for a Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam video or something. Rape, Murder, Lashings, Chickenpox, Abortion pills: This shit is too depressing for a Friday. Read more

@medialady: They're not allowed to smoke anywhere here. I think that's a big part of it. Plus cigarettes are like, 9 dollars a pack at this point. Read more