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Hortense Smith
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Who the fuck is this? It looks like a weird Heigl/Biel/Johanssen hybrid, a machine programmed for petulant stares, pouty lips, and shitty films. Read more

@SinisterRouge: Her bullshit excuses were the worst. Yes, Lyme's Disease is terrible, and it does effect your mood, but she ran back to that for EVERYTHING. "I murdered someone...but I have Lyme's Disease." Read more

@stupidaol: Seriously. Whatever happened to a boyfriend? The kind of guy who makes love cause he's in it...and not because he wants to be famous and possibly score coke with you. Read more

Chickenpox is nothing, compared to what those three young girls might catch when on the pole in 18 years. Read more

Look who is role model is, though: "I'm going to get an earring at 55 years old" Harrison. Boooooo-urns. Read more

"I want all the stupid old shit, like letters and sodas...but mostly the sodas. WTF Riley?" Read more

@SinisterRouge: She was a hot mess. Then she married that hot guy from the Boston cast, so I guess she's happily ever after, Puck-Free. Read more

@SinisterRouge: I remember crazy-eyes Rachael! Her accent NEVER came out until she said Pedddddddddrrrrrrro. That was the only word her voice ever changed on. Read more

It's bad enough that I can't buy a fucking donut without seeing her face plastered all over the windows, but this is too much. Read more

I could make those toys. It would only cost about 30 bucks at A.C. Moore. Read more

Sally Ride actually has a foundation that goes around encouraging girls to stay focused on math and science by showing them different fields they can enter, opportunities available to them, and offering camps and such. It's pretty awesome, actually. Read more

Tough call. If she doesn't think she has the evidence, then she's making a legal decision that makes sense, regardless of what her moral position may be. Read more

There's shady umbrella holder man again! In the same outfit as last time! Read more