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@petuniacat: One of my doctor's swears by it. Omega-Brite is a good fish oil pill, there's no fishy aftertaste to it. Read more

Thanks, ladies. I also just realized I asked for warm, cute, books. Read more

"I think there's an actress on the rebound down there." Read more

Also a head's up: if you're just taking Tylenol PM to sleep, you can skip the Tylenol part (and save your liver) and just take benadryl instead. Does the work without taxing your body so much. Read more

@Mollyboo: Flax Seed oil too. And my arthritic mom swears by Glucosamine/Chondroitin, after all the arthritis meds they wanted to give her were eventually pulled for, you know, killing people. Read more

@cheri: No they don't, are you serious!? I totally have to go buy some. I'll smell like a plastic palm tree for weeks. Read more

I only like Dove because my grandmother used their pink soap, and it reminds me of her. Beyond that, I appreciate what they're doing, but their products have never wowed me toooo much. Although their deodorant smells good. Read more

I think JoJo should also apologize for "but you was just a waste of time". Not the best example to set for our young students, Ms. Jo. Read more

Can we get a side by side of this picture and the Daniel Craig picture from earlier today? Because the blue eyed, scrunch mouth cuteness is eerily similar in both. Read more

JoJo is the poor man's Lilo. And yet she's that much more likable. Read more

Ugh. In college I was a waitress at Chili's for 2 days. During my second day of training, they kept stressing the importance of pushing the Presidente Margaritas. It was a big robotic factory smothered in chipotle sauce. Read more

Is this Rudy's way of making up for that skanky Chingy video she made a few years ago? Read more

Oh, yeah, Mitt. It probably also "wouldn't be American" to say that you'd never allow Muslims in your cabinet, wouldn't it, you big racist robot douchebag. Read more