@pantycrickets: Also, I remember naming one of my junior year AP history papers "Electric Youth: Teens and the Death Penalty". Read more
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@pantycrickets: Oh my god, Electric Youth was the shizzzzz in my 4th grade class. That and Malibu Musk. Read more
And thanks, Dodai, for getting "Only in My Dreams" stuck in my head. Awesome. Now all I need is a jean jacket and a flower hat, and I'm set. Read more
Holy Owen Wilson! Read more
This is sad news, for so many reasons, but mostly it's sad because some people are going to play "blame the victim" and may not put the effort into the search that they should. Read more
Do you think they'll re-release those Chupa Chups Spice Girl lollipops during their tour? Because that would be worth the reunion in itself. Read more
@ineffable.me: Ah yes, I knew there was something I forgot! Read more
@Jerseylicious: Yes! Don't forget that Mira Sorvino was on it too, as well as Brittany Daniel, who later went on to play one of the twins on Sweet Valley High, the teen series with the best theme song of all time. Read more
Annoying Voiceover:"Maybe some of us just want a little variety in our lives. Like a small cup of love from a generic coffee vendor. Sure, Starbucks delivers, and how, but sometimes it's nice to stop and smell a different kind of coffee—a coffee made with love, that just doesn't cost as much. Vagina, vagina, sex,… Read more
@BiscuitDoughJones: I know, what a selfish piece of shit. Read more
And her brother was a Power Ranger, too! Super gross, Chyler. Read more
I've been on Provigil. The only thing it really did for me was give me sleep paralysis more often than I usually have it. Read more
Kate would be nothing without Twiggy. Read more
You know how they show those meth-progression pictures, wherein the user goes from pretty to beyond fugly over a period of time? Read more
She's wearing every wool-blend item she owns, as an extra Fuck You to all sheep. Read more
YESSSSSSSS. Read more