Sigh. This makes me feel poor poor poor. Read more
Hortense Smith
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Most internet magazines are just there to beg you to buy the stupid magazine in print. Ugly layouts, empty content, and wayyyy too many ads. Read more
Dita makes the same face in every single picture. Meh. Read more
That cover is hilarious. Nothing says awesome quite like the "Special Juice Issue". Read more
Target! Yes. I knew I saw that shirt somewhere. Read more
@Reluctant Financier: If by "stylish rebel" you mean "too poor to buy nicer shoes", then you are correct, my friend. Read more
@Reluctant Financier: It's all right. Some of us just haven't been taught to properly spit-shine our shoes. Though my Marine grandfather, were he still alive, would certainly kick my ass for the messy Chucks I'm rocking today. Read more
@Reluctant Financier: I think it's because the only time they're "seen" is when they're at an event or out for some publicity purpose. These are his whatever clothes. We all have them. Even rich, hot geniuses, apparently. Read more
@DorothyZbornak: Didn't Jason Priestley do Pepe Jeans? The whole thing rings of 90210 to me. Read more
Good for Kirsten. Maybe she'll find a new gay to fake-date during the photo shoot. Read more
Bonnie and Clyde collaborated too. How soon US Weekly forgets. Read more
Oh, that smirk. I always think of Kathy Griffin. "You know she's from Boston, and not from Europia, or whereever the hell she thinks she's from." Read more
@JessiRamsey: Oh, how I wish. Read more
@bess marvin, girl detective: This is true. The oranges are rough. The yellows too, but they're out of my price range. Read more