Holy clenched teeth! I give them 2 years before she shoves his face right into that mixer blade. Read more
Hortense Smith
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She's a real life Emily Gilmore. Only with less class and more botox. Read more
I don't know about all of this. What is Bindi going to be like as a 21 year old? Has she even really had time to deal with her dad's death? Read more
Why is he with Jerri Blank? Read more
You've come a long way baby...oh wait. No, no you're still buying into this bullshit. Read more
@BiscuitDoughJones: Guys who name it anything, really. Read more
@cannotedit: Oh my god, she is so adorable in Mermaids. Read more
@SinisterRouge: He wouldn't go to a diner unless he had it sanitized and sponsored by Disney. And even then he'd only go to order the 9/11 Burger with Hero fries. Read more
@hamburgerhotdog: Nobody likes Catholics. I was raised Catholic. It takes years to fall into the lapsed category and even longer to say "Oh wait, lapsed really means I don't believe any of this." But Catholic guilt sticks. It's like glitter on skin. Impossible to remove. Read more
@SinisterRouge: I dunno. I guess he doesn't. I probably would shake someone's hand if it was offered, but I'd also say something like, "I really don't agree with your politics and won't be voting for you." You can get your point across without being so crotchety. Read more
Everytime I think of Mormons, I think of that South Park episode. Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum! Read more
Um, Linds? An alcoholic can't drink "a little bit". Just thought you should know. Read more
I only like my own stank when it smells like Chocolate Moose. Or Lime Erotica. Read more
"Shhh....I'll never crop my hair again." Read more
Alex then retorted, "Do you have any idea how hard my fucking name was to spell in first grade? The least you could do is buy me a goddamn fridge." Read more