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Hortense Smith
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@SinisterRouge: But what will a thief do with a diamond encrusted Playboy bunny? Because you KNOW that's what she was packin. Read more

Ooh Red Lobster. I haven't been there since I was 9 or so, but I do remember those garlic cheese rolls quite fondly. Read more

She looks like an American Doll or something. Samantha Goes to France. Read more

@bess marvin, girl detective: I'd turn down the fling. I just can't get over his name. "Oh, LaBeouf, LaBeouf". It just sounds like the sound you'd make when a big guy is on top of you and you can't breathe too well. Read more

@imaveronica: That's a very Aussie thing, isn't it? Aren't they raised (wisely) to protect themselves from the sun? Read more