hazelcills
Hazel Cills
hazelcills
Hazel Cills is the Pop Culture Reporter at Jezebel. Her writing has been published by outlets including The Los Angeles Times, Pitchfork, Rolling Stone, The New York Times Magazine, ELLE, and more.

I watch 5 min craft videos on Instagram before I go to bed. Why? Because they are so mind blowingly dumb that my brain can’t function and I just pass out.

I totally watch way too many of these on Facebook for the wtf? jump straight to the comments factor. They’re an amazingly terrible but also kinda short form anthropology on different cultures. Like the fashion choices or assumption that women can sew.

There was something deeply unsettling about the meat on the stick video

oh my god, i love these dumbass videos. they are delightful in their baffling uselessness, and the way a “productivity hack” devolves into something that takes significantly more time and effort than the un-hacked method. it’s like performance art. my favorite used to be the inexplicable Mr. Gear, whose videos had no Read more

Thanks, I liked that one too!

My hatred of mint chocolate is very serious, actually.

How are you typing, you’ve been CANCELED

Can I even trust you anymore???

Of course US tipping culture sucks, but it’s what’s in place right now, and not participating in it isn’t an interesting intellectual exercise or protest, it just makes you look like a prick.

I get that it might be a shift in perspective to design for “plus-size” models. Perhaps it’s not what they’re used to doing with their eyes closed. But Project Runway is supposed to stretch designers and see what they can do outside of their comfort zone. Further, the show has been pretty intentional it seems in Read more

Nadine saying that she couldn’t put her “plus-size” model in a bold print made me want to die.

This is fascinating and I love love love Naomi Campbell. That is all!

Greetings in advance to the Fixer Upper fans who do not usually read Jezebel.com! Let me save you some time: Do not bother emailing me about my potty mouth because I have no intention of cleaning it up.