GeorgeFayne
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Awkwardest song ever. Read more
@GodOfBiscuits: If he's cool enough, he'll burn through her totally anachronistic pants. Read more
It's like she was brought back in time from the 80s. Does anybody qualified want to make a Dr. Who joke about this? Read more
A coo-oo-oo-oo-ool rider! Read more
Look, it's two of Baby's older sister. Read more
@SomeAuthorGirl: I KNOOOOOOOW. Read more
@SomeAuthorGirl: Case in point.
@SomeAuthorGirl: I just got glasses that are a little too big to not be hipster. I mean, they're cute, and I like them, but I feel like it's sneaking up on me. Like I used to hate wedges, and now I have 100 of them. Read more
@SomeAuthorGirl: I secretly want them, but my pixie cut is a solid decade away from really awesome manicpixiedreamhair. Read more
Michelle Pfieffer: The Original Hipster Bangs. Read more
@sallysparrow: It barely even qualifies as being a movie. It's so fucking bad. I was so angry, not just that I had seen it, but that someone had written it. Here's how bad it is: NOT EVEN PAUL RUDD COULD SAVE IT. Read more
@sallysparrow: I take it you've never seen I Could Never Be Your Woman. Makes Grease 2 look like Citizen Kane. Read more
If American Apparel goes bankrupt, where will Sandy get her pants? Read more
SHIT IS POPPING OFF. Read more
I want Peggy Simcox's plaid dress so hard. Read more
Are we sticking around for Rex Manning and Grease 2? Read more
@heymissmegs: It is - it's been on for years. I think it may predate her on the West Wing, but I could be wrong. Read more