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@snobographer: I'm all for a good conspiracy theory, but I think if people were lighting their genitals on fire on a regular basis aboard in-flight aircraft, we'd have heard about it. Read more

@Daniele: Human rights, the rights of children, and even the rights of sex offenders all collide in my brain when I hear stories like this. Read more

@bluebears: The movie makes 100 times more sense if you drop the bromance and just assume they're fucking. Seriously. They have a couple straight-up lovers' quarrels in the thing. Read more

I'm on the rag at the moment, and think this ad would be more realistic if it showed a lady in a sweatshirt watching Roll Bounce and eating noodle kugel under a big pile of blankets. Maybe, if we want to demonstrate a more strenuous activity, it can show her hobbling to the store to buy dog food. Read more

@ValSilph: It's fancy, but I love Benefit's Erase Paste. A little goes a long way (I've had my lipgloss-pot-sized thing of it for 6ish months, and have barely made a dent in it), and I wore it to my Nana's funeral and it made it through all the crying. It's totally worth the $30. Read more

@sassyredhead: HEARTED FOR TAPEHEADS. Seriously, I didn't think that movie existed except in my little brother's memories. Read more

@Lymed: Yeah, my ex and I had this argument all the time. While I get it, I think most of the inventions developed for NASA could have come about just as well (and much more cheaply) if we didn't have to SEND PEOPLE TO GODDAMN SPACE to invent them. Just fund the research directly and cut out the "Oh we have to send Read more

OH MY GOD SPACE PROGRAMS ARE JUST LIKE FLUSHING MONEY DOWN THE TOILET. CHRIST, JUST FUND SOME REAL RESEARCH IF YOU TO INVENT SPACE PENS SO BADLY. Read more

@Lymed: I think it would also help if they picked clothes that weren't ass ugly. Good lord, my retinas will never recover. Read more

@cowboy killer: That's my hometown paper. I worked there in high school. I wish to fuck they'd turn off reader comments. I've never read one that's worth a good goddamn. Read more

"False claims or insinuations that she secretly uses extraordinary artificial means to alter her appearance are extremely damaging." Read more