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@Sputnik_Sweetheart: I know, they were so fucking in love. I mean, clearly he was. Exhibit A: WINGS. Read more
@PogoStick09: Bush truncated to W, and his brother ran as Jeb, but does that make them outliers? Read more
@PogoStick09: When I was in high school I worked for the SPTimes, and it's really a top-notch organization. I can't speak highly enough of it and the Poynter Institute. Read more
I'm sorry, that can't possibly be Corbin Bleu. I don't see a jump rope. Read more
I still fucking hate you, Lauren Reed. See you next Tuesday. Read more
@Bitcherina: Now we're all going to have to make our own fringed nightmares. :( Read more
@springhaze: You're probably right, but a girl can dream. Read more
@Alexandra Bonomo: I was at the show last night too, and I have to say, I've loved Tori since I was 14 or so, and I was underwhelmed. The new album is sooooo bad, and you're completely right - girlfriend needs an editor, badly. It wasn't my favorite show of hers I've seen, but it was a good one, and OMG Smells Like… Read more
@IHazKittehz: I'd bet on it. Read more
@andromache: Yeah, I read it and for a minute, I thought I had a stroke. I smell bread. Read more
@Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: I was talking about the DivaCup with my mom, and she was like, "Oh? I used to do that with my cervical cap." Totally nonplussed. Then I realized that the thing I found under the sink when I was 10 was, in all likelihood, the aforementioned cervical cap. Yikes. Read more
Does reviewing the troops strike anyone else as weird? Like, what's she (or any other Sec. of State) going to do? "Young lady, tie that shoe! You with the blue hat! Not you, the one to your left. Stand up straight." I get that it's mostly ceremonial, but it's so strange. Read more
In the US, it will be marketed by Blueball. Read more
Those are the ugliest effing pants I've ever seen. Read more
"Bearsness?" Clearly Keanu is an honorary Jezebear. Read more
@pursedangler: Ha ha ha, yessssss. That's exactly it. It's the hair, and the ferrety demeanor. Read more
That lady and I are having the same thought: "I'm going to push her over and steal her shoes. With that ridiculous hat, she'll never see me coming." Read more