@StevieWonderWoman: And she has pretty hair. So there. Read more

@StevieWonderWoman: And she has pretty hair. So there. Read more
Katy, we get it. You're aggressively quirky. Anything else? Read more
@Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is proud to be a wre...: Hallelujah, here she comes! Read more
I fucking love MJ. He's such a nutter. Read more
@SevenNationArmy will watch over The Watchmen: That was the hotness. Read more
Monika J. handled that shit with aplomb. Lay down the law, girl! Read more
@morninggloria: If they're having sex, they're having better sex than me? Read more
Also: just nuts. Read more
I SEE ANAL GLANDS. Read more
@MakeLoveToTheJudgesWithYourEye...: Yes, but do you have your own barouche? Read more
Careers. Read more
@saintbernadette: Or a black cat. Read more
@CloudsInMyCoffee: Crabs. Read more
@Laura Enriquez: Holy shit, that IS Hillary Duff. Less eye makeup next time, honey. Read more
OK, a few of these people I can identify, but who the fuck are the rest of them? Read more
@SmallbutMighty: They actually have recently deigned to accept the gays (and, you know their money) at an affiliated website - (separatebutequaldating.com or something). Read more
@Penny Plastic (Archetype): I'm sort of doing it. It pretty much blows, just like real dating. Read more
I want to poke you in Poughkeepsie. Read more