That face says, "Whatever, bishes. You're just jealous I get to hang out with Ira Glass." Read more
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@Vaginaisnotadirtyword: Yes but humans can theoretically read the "Employees Must Wash Hands" signs. Read more
They can also trade in their whore miles for whore furs. Read more
@Cuteasabutton: That just made me un-gay. Read more
G, I would go with slacks or khakis, depending on how casual the business casual bit is, with a fitted button-up shirt +/- sweater or sweater-vest on top, at least until you get a better idea of the culture of the place you're working. If you want to have fun or look quirky, do it with pattern and color, not fit or… Read more
@returnofthemac: You can do it. You need 40 followers to get a star. Dream the impossible dream! Read more
@LAmonkeygirl: He can Crown my Thomas too. Read more
@returnofthemac: Ahahahaha! Brilliant. Read more
@ItchykooParker: Done. But it doesn't come out until December. :( Read more
@Cuteasabutton: If you are in CT, I will go with you. Me, my big gay friends, and a random lady from the dog park all want to go so badly Read more
@Cuteasabutton: But once you accept that he just. cannot. sing., it becomes the best movie ever! God, I loved Mamma Mia. I saw it twice in the theater. I am so lame. Read more
@better2seeUwith: I know you get lonely in your canopy bed - Say no more, baby, I'll be running every red! Read more
@HistoricUpstart: "I'm Phoebe, we've met before, you probably don't remember me..." Read more
@insomniacmeg: OPERATION HOT MOTHER! Read more
Dress Your Family in Cuteness And Denim Read more
@BrutallyHonestBabes: I WORE THAT DRESS YESTERDAY. Mine wasn't striped (it was grey), but potential first ladies: they're just like us! Read more
Dear Bradley Whitford and Jane Kaczmarek, Read more
@Mkp-hearts-nyc: I don't understand what you're saying here. And, for the sake of this conversation, I'm a dyke. Read more