@GeorgeFayne: Also, Biden was running for president, but he lost. Read more

@GeorgeFayne: Also, Biden was running for president, but he lost. Read more
@Looking Good, Feeling Good: Translation: "You have clearly bested me with knowledge! Look over here at this shiny straw man!" Read more
@Looking Good, Feeling Good: Seriously? Biden would be guilty of the same things if he, you know, did them. But I'm not going to waste my time trying to prove a negative to you. Read more
@LoSpaz: @PrettyNotPretty: Jinx all y'all bitches. You are now my friends. Read more
@Looking Good, Feeling Good: Palin is also at this point notorious for: continued lying ("thank but no thanks,"), only being able to parrot canned talking points (a generic convention speech that McCain's writers retooled for her), an inability to think on her feet (see: tv interviews, all), a general willingness to… Read more
@Looking Good, Feeling Good: my only point is that Sullivan has a proclivity to make blanket statements without really thinking them through. Read more
I like the lady in the Tevas with the coconuts halves in the back. It's cheaper than a real horse. Read more
Be still my beating loins. Read more
@KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: Bret Michaels went to a WigCrafters in Springfield, IL and was mobbed by fans for "about a minute and a half." Read more
@STICKSnSCONES: You are my new best friend. Read more
@PilgrimSoul: If that's true, that is fucked. up. Read more
@Steve_Holt: If we both think it, it must be true! Also: Steve Holt! Read more
For the record, David Bowie wears that outfit in my dreams the rest of the time. Read more
@SisterMaryMartha: Of course not, Sister. It's just that I deserve it. On account of all the sinning. And whatnot. Read more
@SisterMaryMartha: Harder, sister. Hit me harder. Read more
I didn't know that Jesus had an Adidas endorsement deal. Huh. Read more
Bad shoes, gramps getup and all, I can't help it - I think they're adorable. No snark here. Read more