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Also, that poor girl is about to have a head full of bird poop. Read more

I want the red Marc Jacobs dress for grownups. Read more

@stacyinbean: I think the Daily Show described that collar as a "neck levee", worn to protect Cindy from Gustav. Read more

@langtry: Here's the thing - Palin's inexperience will undermine women's progress. She will be raked over the coals for her total lack of experience or qualifications, which will allow McCain and the Republicans to shrug their shoulders and say, "Well, we tried to get a woman in office, but the American People just Read more

Guard: I bet you a dollar you won't do the sprinkler right now. Read more

No dear, the patented Cher hair toss can only be done on one side of the head at a time. Try again. Read more

Blind item! "Which hip-hop mogul had a hidden video camera installed in a light fixture in his bedroom? He likes to record his sessions with unsuspecting ladies for future replays." Read more

@hfree: ...by the band that's playing at the Pit tonight? Right on. Maybe Clinton and the P-Funk Allstars will make a completely inexplicable cameo as well. Read more

@labeled: I fucking love my diva cup. Best $32 I ever spent. 4 years ago. I use pads as backup for my heaviest days, and go through about 2 pack a year. It's cheap, and my twat loves it. Read more

I can't even come up with something snarky. The poor girl looks like death on toast. Or toasted death, what with the tan and all. Read more

@Meg: "That said, good for them for changing their soup-y sales." Read more

@NefariousNewt: Anyway, it's better that kids learn about sex from porn, and tv. And by giving blowjobs to other kids, and being impregnated by the occasional homeless guy, but definitely not books. Because bodies are dirty, and we should be ashamed of them. Got it. Read more

Sadly, the Glaminator 11.0 doesn't seal the girls in between two sheets of glittery plastic. Read more