That would be answer B. Read more

That would be answer B. Read more
@morninggloria: That's sort of awesome. Read more
Also, that poor girl is about to have a head full of bird poop. Read more
I want the red Marc Jacobs dress for grownups. Read more
@stacyinbean: I think the Daily Show described that collar as a "neck levee", worn to protect Cindy from Gustav. Read more
@thatonegirlsays: Sarah Palin = the soft bigotry of low expectations Read more
@langtry: Here's the thing - Palin's inexperience will undermine women's progress. She will be raked over the coals for her total lack of experience or qualifications, which will allow McCain and the Republicans to shrug their shoulders and say, "Well, we tried to get a woman in office, but the American People just… Read more
Guard: I bet you a dollar you won't do the sprinkler right now. Read more
Dear Kiki, Read more
No dear, the patented Cher hair toss can only be done on one side of the head at a time. Try again. Read more
Blind item! "Which hip-hop mogul had a hidden video camera installed in a light fixture in his bedroom? He likes to record his sessions with unsuspecting ladies for future replays." Read more
@Rummy_McGin: I think you were disemvowelled. Read more
I can't even come up with something snarky. The poor girl looks like death on toast. Or toasted death, what with the tan and all. Read more
@NefariousNewt: Anyway, it's better that kids learn about sex from porn, and tv. And by giving blowjobs to other kids, and being impregnated by the occasional homeless guy, but definitely not books. Because bodies are dirty, and we should be ashamed of them. Got it. Read more
Sadly, the Glaminator 11.0 doesn't seal the girls in between two sheets of glittery plastic. Read more