Dear Sam, Read more
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She's going to have to fight some guy, just like she did in every parking garage she ever entered on Alias. Hopefully, she'll be able to hit him in the face with a car antenna. SPROING! Read more
@UnSeelie.......: And of course, it shows up right after @notmandy:, who has a point, but I'm too irritated to care. Read more
@UnSeelie.......: F.U.C.K. P.U.M.A. Read more
Dear Jeannie Stratton, Read more
"Who is Edna W.?" Read more
Hello, lover. Read more
Her skin is made of gold and puppies and sunshine and unicorn spit. Read more
The Meg Ryan one is supposed to be her in When Harry Met Sally, right? Read more
He's a dull boy, Read more
@SisterMaryMartha: But the smiley face makes it funny, see? Duh! :) Read more
@morninggloria: Comeback? They never left! Just ask Hulk Hogan. Read more
Lose the wonderbra, the neckerchief, the bug glasses, and the hat, and she'd look (mostly) cute. Read more
@funnyface: JOHN'S LONELY WORLD. Upon hearing news of ex-girlfriend Jennifer Love Hewitt's engagement, John Mayer greeted this reporter at the door of his deserted bachelor pad in pink fluffy slippers, brandishing a spoon and a pint of Ben & Jerry's. "Her body was a wonderland," he muttered, dissolving into the… Read more
@theladyvanishes: You win! Read more
A penguin in a blender! Read more
@pinkhearts: Yeah, I get the podcast, and I listened to that on Sunday night and cried like a grandmother. Apparently, I'm not quite over my breakup. :( Read more