@Rachel Fogg: I don't mean to go on about this, but what I didn't quite understand is how... You being short is the explanation. Shouldn't you be tall, for your breasts to be like a natural place to lean your head against or whatever?
@resvrgam: I'm sure loads of people found your comment interesting, and this isn't supposed to be offensive but you made me think of like a new awesome feature for the comments section here... Show silly/serious discussions only. Or maybe someone came up with that a long time ago and everyone agreed it was a stupid… Read more
@Taylor Chapman: Well, you're mean! Read more
@Rachel Fogg: You guess they always end up at your boobs because you're short? Is that like a thoroughly thought out guess, or did someone seemingly sad tell you so?
@Rachel Fogg: Ugh, can't quite figure out how to do a teary smiley. But then again you probably couldn't do a smother crying man in boobs smiley. Oh well!
@masterdingo: Was hoping that one wouldn't go completely to waste! Read more
Personally, I think the lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.
@Tycho Brahe: Maybe people don't go on the internet to read about other people dying? Read more
@arionfrost: Well at least you didn't spoil anything! :)
@colewheeler: Holy crap do I remember that game. It was the one game that came with our NES, and to this day I'm pretty bitter about it. Who gives a kid a NES with a freaking golf-game. Everyone had Super Mario, or Mega Man, Turtles, Double Dragon, whatever. Not a freaking golf title. We had one joypad, that we'd… Read more
@Fernando Jorge: Haha, good post, sir!
@PunkyChipsAhoy: Seriously? People think this is funny? Am I the only one who thought it was embarassingly cringe-inducingly lame? Read more