emilyalford
Emily Alford
emilyalford
Ph.D. in English. Flower in the Attic. Shares name with superior Brontë.
Moby Is Sorry

Moby, a man who erroneously believed he dated an 18-year-old Natalie Portman when he was a 33-year-old man, is sorry

Dinosaurs Had Bedbugs Too

100 million years ago, the T-Rex may very well have been scratching its gross red bites with its weird little arms,