6/13/19A Valedictorian Gave the Speech We All Wrote in Our Heads Every Shitty Day of High SchoolA California valedictorian used her commencement speech to call out the indifference of authority figures that is…ByEmily AlfordPublishedJune 13, 2019
Jennifer Lawrence Is 'Too Lazy' to be a BridezillaUsually, I am against any whiff of Cool Girl™ in a celebrity interview as well as the nonsense “lazy girl” label…ByEmily AlfordPublishedJune 13, 2019
6/9/19Celine Dion Stopped Her Final Vegas Show So a Fan Could PeeLast night was the 1,144th and final show of Celine Dion’s 16-year Vegas residency, and she made sure that a guy in…ByEmily AlfordPublishedJune 9, 2019
6/9/19The Writer Who 'Subway Shamed' a D.C. Metro Worker Is Suing Her Former PublisherNatasha Tynes, the writer who was dropped by her book’s distributor after “subway shaming” a D.C. Metro worker, is…ByEmily AlfordPublishedJune 9, 2019
6/9/19Stop Talking About Nancy Meyers Kitchens, You SexistsIf you’ve ever ogled the counter space in the pornographically large kitchens of a Nancy Meyers movie, well, sorry…ByEmily AlfordPublishedJune 9, 2019
6/9/19Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger Are MarriedOn June 8, Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger had the wedding we all knew was bound to happen soon.ByEmily AlfordPublishedJune 9, 2019
6/9/19Sophie Turner Once Tried to Seduce Matthew Perry With a LighterOnce, when I was in college in the early 2000s, I thought slipping my expansive knowledge of Kenny Rogers lyrics…ByEmily AlfordPublishedJune 9, 2019
6/7/19University of Alabama Set to Return $26.5 Million to Pro-Choice DonorThe University of Alabama’s board of trustees, which includes Gov. Kay Ivey, is probably going to refund the money…ByEmily AlfordPublishedJune 7, 2019
6/6/19Ellen Pompeo Says the Set of Grey's Anatomy Was 'Really Toxic'In an interview for Variety with Taraji P. Henson, Ellen Pompeo says working on Grey’s Anatomy really sucked for a…ByEmily AlfordPublishedJune 6, 2019
6/6/19Definitely Panic Over This Deadly New Mystery IllnessA couple vacationing in Fiji mysteriously died two days apart of a disease neither the CDC or the World Health…ByEmily AlfordPublishedJune 6, 2019
Madonna Feels 'Raped' by That New York Times ProfileI’ve not read the New York Times profile of Madonna, but I did read my colleague Hazel Cills’s recap of it, and I’d…ByEmily AlfordPublishedJune 6, 2019
6/2/19Cleveland Restaurant Owner Allegedly Faced Losing Liquor License Over Gender Neutral RestroomsA Cleveland restaurant owner claims that a patio inspection turned into a fight over where people are allowed to pee…ByEmily AlfordPublishedJune 2, 2019
6/2/19Balloon Dress, Take Me AwayThe ability to pull one’s head inside a turtleneck and just hide out for a while is arguably the only good reason…ByEmily AlfordPublishedJune 2, 2019
6/2/19Stereotypes About 'Messy' Female Brains Continue to Influence Biomedical ResearchA neuroscientist at Northeastern University is calling for medical testing not just to include female subjects, but…ByEmily AlfordPublishedJune 2, 2019
6/2/19Some Dude Snatched Kamala Harris's Mic as She Talked About the Wage GapAn animal rights activist sporting a messy bun grabbed Sen. Kamala Harris’s microphone just as she prepared to…ByEmily AlfordPublishedJune 2, 2019
6/1/19Saturday Night Social: Grumpy Cat Is Dead. Long Live Grumpy Cat.While we may never fully recover from the loss of Grumpy Cat, whose face expressed perfectly the way I have felt…ByEmily AlfordPublishedJune 1, 2019
6/1/19Taylor Swift Is Celebrating Pride Month by Writing to Her Senator and Calling Out Trump's BullshitTaylor Swift kicked off Pride Month by posting a picture of a letter she wrote to one of her senators urging him to…ByEmily AlfordPublishedJune 1, 2019
6/1/19The Masked Singer Is Headed Across the PondThe most shocking part of this news item is that the U.K. did not already have a version of The Masked Singer, as it…ByEmily AlfordPublishedJune 1, 2019
6/1/19A Neonatal ICU Nurse Donated Her Uterus to Help a Stranger Become PregnantGiving body parts away is categorically one of the kindest things one human being can do for another. Paying travel…ByEmily AlfordPublishedJune 1, 2019
That Lonely Keanu Interview Never HappenedYesterday all our hearts and hopes were set aflutter with the idea that a lonely Keanu Reeves might have half a…ByEmily AlfordPublishedJune 1, 2019