I will admit that this headline is clickbait because I wrote it before reading the article about the Corsican…
Emily Alford
emilyalford
Ph.D. in English. Flower in the Attic. Shares name with superior Brontë.
A judge in Illinois has ordered a special prosecutor to look into how unspecial prosecutors handled the Jussie…
Jill Soloway, creator of Transparent and I Love Dick, will replace Bryan Singer as the director of Red Sonja on the…
According to the LAPD, a thief recently tried to steal not just a golden sconce or a ruby-encrusted light fixture (I…
We tell teens many things of dubious truth to stop them from being gross little cretins: constant masturbation…
Bernie Sanders is fairly certain people only like Elizabeth Warren because she’s a woman, which poses a problem for…
In the early 90s, My So-Called Life promised that my high school years, still a half-decade away, would be consumed…
Not a day goes by when I don’t think of the scene from Jurassic Park when Jeff Goldblum holds Laura Dern’s hand and…
I took the assignment covering MTV’s Movie and TV Awards red carpet assuming I would be looking at celebrities on…
Despite promising to be more “mindful” during his interactions with women, Joe Biden was recently filmed praising…
Tiffany Haddish has canceled her June 22 performance in Atlanta to protest Georgia’s “heartbeat bill,” joining other…
In what seems to be an effort to maintain some semblance of privacy while still fulfilling the expectation that they …
Every Game of Thrones fan came into the final season with a mile-long wish list for an ideal ending, and by trying…
New York City has set aside $250,000 to cover abortion expenses for uninsured people with a third of the money…
Though I very much wish Sasha Obama could stay eight years old forever because that would mean we were in a time…
Despite assurances that her new book only has the two errors very publicly pointed out on the BBC, it appears Naomi…
In the year of our lord 2019, Beyoncé has once again spoken.
In her heart, Jennifer Lopez has subtracted two marriages out of three, leaving her with just one previous marriage,…
Rosé’s rebranding as Instagram’s favorite wine has cursed us with many obscenities, including tee shirts that read…
I once went to a grad school costume party with three different Frida Kahlos and can’t remember the last time I…