8/10/21Sorry, You Can't Just Pretend Your 'Cuomosexual' Shirt Meant the Other OneTurns out, the one called Chris is not any good eitherByEmily AlfordPublishedAugust 10, 2021
8/10/21The Lita Boot Renaissance Begins NowThis is not a debate around the attractiveness of an ugly shoe, but a plea for the ugly shoe's returnByEmily AlfordPublishedAugust 10, 2021
8/6/21Looks Like Jamie Spears Is Trying to Get Britney Placed Under Another Psychiatric HoldBritney Spears's personal conservator, Jodi Montgomery, counters that Jamie's continued interference is contributing…ByEmily AlfordPublishedAugust 6, 2021
8/5/21Jamie Spears Sucks, According to Britney Spears's Lawyer and Everyone Else in the WorldNew documents filed by Mathew Rosengart, Spears's attorney, argue that her father has abused his power as conservatorByEmily AlfordPublishedAugust 5, 2021
8/3/21Where Is It Appropriate to Touch People? An Explainer for Old White MenThere seems to be some confusion for an entire generation of white men about where the no-no spots areByEmily AlfordPublishedAugust 3, 2021
8/2/21Reese Witherspoon Gets $900 Million to Let Two White Dudes Help Her Tell Stories About WomenTwo former Disney executives will likely make Hello Sunshine's "illuminating stories about women's lives globally"…ByEmily AlfordPublishedAugust 2, 2021
7/23/21Woman Reporter Not Safe From Racist Creep Even While Cameras RollBrianna Hamblin being sexually harrassed on camera is just video evidence of harassment that happens constantlyByEmily AlfordPublishedJuly 23, 2021
7/22/21This Teen Girl Is Fine, But What of the Seagull?This feminist "Leda and the Swan" reboot fails to fully consider avian traumaByEmily AlfordPublishedJuly 22, 2021
7/21/21Arkansas Judges to Anti-Abortion and Anti-Trans Bigots: Not TodayBills banning trans kids' right to medical care and near-total abortion bans have both been blocked by Arkansas…ByEmily AlfordPublishedJuly 21, 2021
7/21/21Couple Who Allegedly Started a Deadly Wildfire With Their Gender Reveal Party Now Facing a Jail Reveal PartyThe couple has been indicted on 30 counts around starting a fire that killed one of the firefighters attempting to…ByEmily AlfordPublishedJuly 21, 2021
7/21/21Man Arrested for Planning a Mass Shooting at an Ohio College Idolized Elliot Rodger, Hoped to 'Kill 3,000 People'Tres Genco has been charged with both a hate crime and illegal possession of a machine gunByEmily AlfordPublishedJuly 21, 2021
7/21/21In Hacks, Women Don't Need a Redemption ArcJean Smart and Hannah Einbinder have made some of the most subtly original characters on televisionByEmily AlfordPublishedJuly 21, 2021
7/20/21Can You Guess Which of These Old White Men Went to Space Today?All of these men are pretending to be space cowboys, but can you spot the one who bought himself his own penis…ByEmily AlfordPublishedJuly 20, 2021
7/15/21The FBI Was Told About Larry Nassar and Simply Did Not CareAn independent review found the FBI was repeatedly told Nassar was sexually abusing young gymnasts and did not…ByEmily AlfordPublishedJuly 15, 2021
7/15/21Politicians Wonder if Kirsten Gillibrand's Bill to Address Military Sexual Assault Might Be Too Anti-RacistSome, like Sen. Susan Collins, are reluctant to endorse a bill that would combat military rape that also combats…ByEmily AlfordPublishedJuly 15, 2021
7/14/21Makers of the Lego Glock Say the Advocacy Groups Pointing Out Its Obvious Evilness Simply Hate InnovationLego has rightfully requested that a Utah gun company stop selling a pistol upgrade kit made of literal toysByEmily AlfordPublishedJuly 14, 2021
7/14/21Britney Spears Has Won the Right to Hire Her Own AttorneyFollowing the resignation of her court-appointed attorney Sam Ingham, a judge has declared that Britney Spears can…ByEmily AlfordPublishedJuly 14, 2021
7/14/21Lindsey Graham Would Die for Chick-fil-AWhere were you when the war for waffle fry independence began?ByEmily AlfordPublishedJuly 14, 2021
7/13/21Bridgerton? Outstanding Period Costumes? Maybe From the FrontZippers abound in the show, which takes place before the zipper was inventedByEmily AlfordPublishedJuly 13, 2021
7/13/21Qanon Thinks the Senate Candidate Who Supports Them Might Just Worship the DevilJackson Lahmeyer has been accused of Satanism and child sex trafficking by QAnon after posting a photograph of his…ByEmily AlfordPublishedJuly 13, 2021