Nearly 21 years after the Columbine High School massacre, America is still trying to decide whether or not assault…
Emily Alford
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Ph.D. in English. Flower in the Attic. Shares name with superior Brontë.
Fresh off what might have been her first-ever round of good press for saying something both correct and mildly…
Sheriff Ed Troyer of Pierce County in Washington state has a lot of trouble knowing who is doing crime and who is…
Are you [adjective meaning busted]? Tired of [clumsy innuendo]? Then you need the RuPaul’s Drag Race branding…
What we know is that on Tuesday, March 17, a 21-year-old white man allegedly murdered eight people, six of them…
Scientists in Israel have announced that they have grown what looks to be the very icky beginnings of a mouse in a…
Police have arrested a man just outside the Naval Observatory in Washington D.C., a spot which is notable as…
Since humans first discovered that decomposing yeast cells have the ability to make grain taste like heaven, the…
Mills College, the 169-year-old women’s liberal arts college located in Oakland, California, will not be accepting…
A Salvadoran woman sentenced to 30 years in prison for miscarrying in 2012 is still waiting to learn her fate after…
As America, and particularly Americans with children, awaits its late-covid lifeline in the form of $1,400 checks,…
Snatch Game is a RuPaul’s Drag Race institution not only because it pretty reliably delivers a season’s biggest…
When I was teaching literature, I told my class that to have truly read a poem, one must read it three times. The…
Since the beginning of feminism, one of the movement’s main goals has obviously been to normalize wealthy women…
When I think of New York Times opinionist David Brooks—which is, happily, almost never—I remember him as the guy…
As a child of the 1990s whose pussy braved the low-rise of early aughts jeans with nary a wisp of protective hair…
For about 15 years now, things sure have been shitty: the housing market collapse, followed by the entirety of the…
Though New York Governor Andrew Cuomo says he has learned his lesson following a recent spate of sexual harassment…
As the highly anticipated Oprah interview of the newly-American Windsor faction draws nigh, the remaining English…