I think that kind of sums up the weirdness I felt too. I’ll never forget Latrice dying laughing on that spinning platform being hosed down with paint, pretending to take off her panties in the pile of trash, and just keeping the shoot going. That...was not this.
If I could have, I would have likely spent the rest of my life studying, like, the use of staircases as a literary device in Gothic novels written from 1792-1813. Not even writing about them. Just finding the the staircases and noting the page numbers. It is probably for the best that my degree is terminal or they’d… Read more
I’m counting all my years in college: did my BA in 3 years plus a summer, MA and MFA were another 3, 3 years of coursework for the PhD, and then one year with a fellowship when I finished my dissertation. But because I am truly a one-trick pony, the whole decade was spent in English departments at 3 different… Read more
Ha! Sorry, I’m so used to getting furious emails over typos that’s where my mind immediately goes. We both spelled it right!
Thank you! Just fixed it.
I gave out a bonus point each time someone corrected my spelling, which is admittedly terrifyingly bad, and hopefully proved by example that perfection wasn’t the point of writing, effectively advocating for one’s own ideas is. Also, Hawthorne himself didn’t even spell it Hawthorne until he graduated college, so I’m… Read more
I’m referencing the plot of Mysteries of Udolpho, in which a fake Italian nobleman holds a woman hostage so she’ll sign over her Toulouse estate. See, this is exactly why my Gothic Studies in Travel Safety curriculum should be widely adopted.
Thank you! Ashley may be right about everything else, but I stand firm on my opinions about who is fuckable on that show (pretty much everybody except Connor).
Great question! It does not. Fixed it.
His fetid carcass is attracting flies
HE HAS A FLY ON HIS HEAD