Emily Gould's posts

You may scoff at the mere idea of a dating guidebook. You may almost certainly scoff at one that matches people by…

It was one of those cloudless late-spring New York days when the air is just a few degrees cooler than…

Woman checking Carrie and Samantha in at the 'Women in the Arts' luncheon that Carrie bought new shoes for in order…

Samantha: "Cum, spooge, jizz, joy-juice, fun-KEEE." Ringtone!

It's midday on Thursday afternoon and Charlotte is confronting Bunny MacDougal about her prenup with Trey. She wins…

Miranda: "I know what you mean. We whine when we don't have a boyfriend and we whine when we do!" Oh my god, it's…

Carrie to Aidan: "And I'm sure you have your bad traits." Well, yes. Like his HIPPIE SHIRTS. And his MAN-NECKLACE.…

Oh, ok, I take it all back. Carrie's column kills her relationship with the golden-showers-loving politician. How…

Season 3: the season of the GIANT FLOWERS on ALL CARRIE'S OUTFITS. What do they MEAN? Do they have something to do…

Carrie: "I was like a woman frozen on the ledge of a building on fire ... I'd been so burned by my last…

It's around 9pm on Tuesday night. I'm midway though the second season of Sex and the City right now. I mean, right…

Recovering alcoholic on Carrie's doorstep, trying to resist her sex-wiles: "You smell amazing. What IS that?"…

Yeah, yeah, the episode ("The Drought") where Carrie worries that she has ruined everything with Big via one dainty,…

You know how, if you live in New York, you have kind of mentally made up lyrics to the 'Mister Softee' song? "This…

Remember when Justin Theroux, as a bechokered character named 'Jared' (totally different from the later character he…

"And then, just when I thought I couldn't get any higher ... he spooned me." This line — and the whole men-as-drug…

Hour Four: I just sent an inappropriately flirtatious email in response to a totally banal work-related question.…

Male model: "I just have, like, these really intense thoughts, but I can't seem to keep 'em in my head long enough…

Editor's note: Remember how I said I was going to watch every episode of 'Sex and the City' between April 1 and the…

"Sometimes, the most beautiful thing, the most innocent thing — and many of those dreams — pass us by." Well, my…