THE OWLS ARE LIKE, "TED, ITS USALLY REALLY HOT HERE BUT NOW IT SEEMS REALLY CHILL. HOOT HOOT" Read more
Ellie Shechet
ellieshechet
Ellie is a freelance writer and former senior writer at Jezebel. She is pursuing a master's degree in science journalism at Columbia University in the fall.
did u not read this Read more
I used to work for Kelly in the '90s. She absolutely 100% tried to make a name for herself as a "rapper." She had this spoken-word bullshit she would try to pass off as music. When that Lullaby song from Shawn Mullins (guess how much Googling I had to do to find that!) came out she accused him of biting her rhyme to… Read more
Courtney, yes. Jen, nah. This is half accurate
How many times during the shooting of this segment did the Secret Service officers slowly unholster their weapons? Read more
Mine too. Read more
All items come with hidden drug pockets. Read more
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oh you better believe she did Read more
I initially read this as "hotel hookups with llama," and now I'm sad that's not true.
Jenny McCarthy and Ashley I.: My two favorite delusional goddesses in one place. Read more
While this started out really funny and I was all in, the comments have devolved into a weird, reverse hating on Jezebel for hating on Iggy who, rightfully, deserves some hating. Let me be the first to say, SCREW IGGY. It's all publicity, guys. There's no reason she had to use her own name on her own personal credit… Read more
9 carats? So basically a ring pop? Read more
This looks reads less 'sexy' and more 'the face you make when someone you thought was cool says something real racist and you're like "wtf"'
Jesus Christ, no.
TBH a very good name and idea for a blog.
